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New babies are lovely but there is a grim side to their creation "for the mother at least" so why not make fun of it with a crude congratulations card or witty badge!
The wording readsCongratulations, how's your fanny doing?PersonalisationWe can print a personal ..
The wording readsCongratulations note a tight fanny anymore, is it?PersonalisationWe can print a..
The wording readsCongratulationsStart your pelvic floor exercises now.Otherwise, your husband is not..
The wording readsCongratulations you've been fertilisedPersonalisationWe can print a personal me..
I love giving birth badge! A great humour gift for a new mother.A unique designQuality professi..
The wording readsNext time make sure you swallowPersonalisationWe can print a personal message i..
The wording readsSaggy fanny congratulations and good luckPersonalisationWe can print a personal..
Who sucked the sperm up the wrong hole then? Rude adult badge.A unique designQuality professionally ..
The wording readsYour babyA pain in the bellyThenA pain in the fannyThenIt'll grow up and be a pain ..