Rude Pregnancy Gifts 

New babies are lovely but there is a grim side to their creation "for the mother at least" so why not make fun of it with a crude congratulations card or witty badge!

 

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Congratulations How's Your Fanny Doing?

The wording readsCongratulations, how's your fanny doing?PersonalisationWe can print a personal ..

£1.99

Congratulations Not A Tight Fanny Anymore Is It?

The wording readsCongratulations note a tight fanny anymore, is it?PersonalisationWe can print a..

£1.99

Congratulations Start Your Pelvic Floor Exercises Now

The wording readsCongratulationsStart your pelvic floor exercises now.Otherwise, your husband is not..

£1.99

Congratulations You've Been Fertilised

The wording readsCongratulations you've been fertilisedPersonalisationWe can print a personal me..

£1.99

I Love Giving Birth - 58mm Badge

I love giving birth badge! A great humour gift for a new mother.A unique designQuality professi..

£1.49

Next Time Make Sure You Swallow

The wording readsNext time make sure you swallowPersonalisationWe can print a personal message i..

£1.99

Saggy Fanny Congratulations & Good Luck

The wording readsSaggy fanny congratulations and good luckPersonalisationWe can print a personal..

£1.99

The Wrong Hole - 58mm Badge

Who sucked the sperm up the wrong hole then? Rude adult badge.A unique designQuality professionally ..

£1.49

Your Baby A Pain In The Belly, Fanny & Arse

The wording readsYour babyA pain in the bellyThenA pain in the fannyThenIt'll grow up and be a pain ..

£1.99