Rude, Vulgar & Filthy Adult Greeting Cards

Why buy a standard boring greeting card when you can give a rude and vulgar one! Create a few laughs and giggles with one of our crude, rude and explicit greetings cards. 

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69 Is Not A Sex Position

The wording reads69 is not a sex position...It's the longest you have ever lasted!#69seconds#selfish..

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After Sex I Love

The wording readsAfter sex, I love wiping my dick clean on your nighty when you're not lookingPe..

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Cock-O-Meter Measure Your Man

The wording readsCock-O-meter Measure your manMonsterCuteFailPlace cock on cardPersonalisationWe..

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Congratulations How's Your Fanny Doing?

The wording readsCongratulations, how's your fanny doing?PersonalisationWe can print a personal ..

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Congratulations Not A Tight Fanny Anymore Is It?

The wording readsCongratulations note a tight fanny anymore, is it?PersonalisationWe can print a..

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Congratulations Start Your Pelvic Floor Exercises Now

The wording readsCongratulationsStart your pelvic floor exercises now.Otherwise, your husband is not..

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Congratulations You've Been Fertilised

The wording readsCongratulations you've been fertilisedPersonalisationWe can print a personal me..

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Doggy Style

The wording readsDoggy Style, down a bit, left a bit, side to side, right a bit, up a bit WRONG HOLE..

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Doggy Style?

The wording readsDoggy Style?PersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this card for..

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Everyone Knows You're A Twat

The wording readsEveryone knows you're A twat, Happy BirthdayPersonalisationWe can print a perso..

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Get Your Cock Out

The wording readsGet your cock outPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this car..

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Get Your Tits Out

The wording readsGet your tits outPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this car..

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Happy Birthday Fat Bastard

The wording readsHappy Birthday Fat bastardPersonalisationWe can print a personal message i..

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Happy Birthday Hubby Get Your Cock Out

The wording readsHappy birthday hubby get your cock outPersonalisationWe can print a personal me..

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Happy Birthday Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

The wording readsHappy Birthday, Just kidding go fuck yourself PersonalisationWe can print ..

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Happy Birthday Mother Fucker

The wording readsHappy birthday mother fuckerPersonalisationWe can print a personal message insi..

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Happy Birthday Splitarse

The wording reads69 is not a sex position...It's the longest you have ever lasted!#69seconds#selfish..

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Happy Birthday You Will Be Dead Before You Know It

The wording readsHappy Birthday, You will be dead before you know itPersonalisationWe can print ..

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Honey Your Boobs Have Shrunk

The wording readsHoney your boobs have shrunkPersonalisationWe can print a personal message insi..

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Honey Your Cock Has Shrunk

The wording readsHoney your cock has shrunkPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside..

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I Have Put £50 In The Card For You

The wording readsIt's your birthday today I have put £50 in this card sorry I couldn't give you more..

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I Love It When We Rub Our Sexy Bits

The wording readsI love it when we rub our sexy bits togetherPersonalisationWe can print a perso..

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If You Think I'm Sleeping On The Wet Patch You're Wrong

The wording readsIf you think I'm sleeping on the wet patch tonight darling you're wrong #selfi..

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Let's Do Anal

The wording readsLet's Do AnalPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this card fo..

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Let's Have Bum Sex

The wording readsLet's have bum sexPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this ca..

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Lets Try Bondage

The wording readsLet's try bondageI'll gag youBlindfold youTie you upThen I'll fuck off out for..

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More Pink Or Brown

The wording readsWhat do you think more pink or brown?PersonalisationWe can print a personal mes..

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Next Time Make Sure You Swallow

The wording readsNext time make sure you swallowPersonalisationWe can print a personal message i..

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Pot The Pink Then The Brown

The wording readsPot the pink then the brown that's how the pros do itPersonalisationWe can prin..

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Saggy Fanny Congratulations & Good Luck

The wording readsSaggy fanny congratulations and good luckPersonalisationWe can print a personal..

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This Time Last Year It Was Your Birthday

The wording readsThis time last year it was your birthday, A little greedy don't you think?Perso..

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What You Promised..

The wording readsWhat you promised...A big houseA big carA big sunshine holidayA big weddingA big pe..

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When The Pussy Purrs

The wording readsWhen the pussy purrs you should always stroke itPersonalisationWe can print a p..

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Why Didn't You Send Me A Nice Card Like This One?

The wording readsWhy didn't you send me a nice card like this one on my birthday? #selfishbastard ..

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You May Enter My Front Bum Only

The wording readsYou may enter my front bum onlyPersonalisationWe can print a personal message i..

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You're A Bus Wanker

The wording readsEveryone knows you're a bus wanker, happy birthdayPersonalisationWe can print a..

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Your Baby A Pain In The Belly, Fanny & Arse

The wording readsYour babyA pain in the bellyThenA pain in the fannyThenIt'll grow up and be a pain ..

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Your Boobs Look Great Around Your Waist

The wording readsHappy Birthday, your boobs look great around your waistPersonalisationWe can pr..

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Your Fanny Smells Like

The wording readsYour fanny smell's like fish looks like chickenPersonalisationWe can print a pe..

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