Sexual Humour Greetings Cards & Badges

Let's face it we can all be a little rude at times so these sexy greetings cards and badges are a great way to share a sexy joke with your partner. Great for birthdays, anniversaries or special occasions. 

 

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69 Is Not A Sex Position

The wording reads69 is not a sex position...It's the longest you have ever lasted!#69seconds#selfish..

£1.99

After Sex I Love

The wording readsAfter sex, I love wiping my dick clean on your nighty when you're not lookingPe..

£1.99

Blow Me I'm Hot -30%

Blow Me I'm Hot

Nothing worse than burning your lips on hot tea!Extra informationSize: 11oz Standard UK Siz..

£8.50 £5.95

Cock Womble - 58mm Badge

A cock womble adult badge!A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss finishRear pinMeasur..

£1.49

Cock-O-Meter Measure Your Man

The wording readsCock-O-meter Measure your manMonsterCuteFailPlace cock on cardPersonalisationWe..

£1.99

Doggy Style

The wording readsDoggy Style, down a bit, left a bit, side to side, right a bit, up a bit WRONG HOLE..

£1.99

Doggy Style?

The wording readsDoggy Style?PersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this card for..

£1.99

Don't Be Rude Swallow - 58mm Badge

A very adult don't be rude swallow badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss finis..

£1.49

Don't Forget To Swallow - 58mm Badge New

Don't Forget To Swallow - 58mm Badge

Don't forget to swallow rude adult badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss finis..

£1.49

Every Holes A Goal - 58mm Badge

An Every holes a goal adult badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss finishRear p..

£1.49

Fuck You Very Much -30%

Fuck You Very Much

You could read this rude adult mug in many ways, whichever way you read it at least it shows you hav..

£8.50 £5.95

Get Your Cock Out

The wording readsGet your cock outPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this car..

£1.99

Get Your Tits Out

The wording readsGet your tits outPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this car..

£1.99

Give Me Head - 58mm Badge New

Give Me Head - 58mm Badge

Give me head not a headache rude adult badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss f..

£1.49

Happy Birthday Hubby Get Your Cock Out

The wording readsHappy birthday hubby get your cock outPersonalisationWe can print a personal me..

£1.99

Honey Your Boobs Have Shrunk

The wording readsHoney your boobs have shrunkPersonalisationWe can print a personal message insi..

£1.99

Honey Your Cock Has Shrunk

The wording readsHoney your cock has shrunkPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside..

£1.99

Honey Your Cock Has Shrunk - 58mm Badge

A funny adult badge to give to your man Honey your cock has shrunk.A unique designQuality profession..

£1.49

I Love Giving Kisses - 58mm Badge

I Love giving kisses badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss finishRear pinMeasu..

£1.49

I Love It When We Rub Our Sexy Bits

The wording readsI love it when we rub our sexy bits togetherPersonalisationWe can print a perso..

£1.99

I Love Pussy - 58mm Badge

I love pussy badge 58mm professionally made.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss fi..

£1.49

I Love Sausage - 58mm Badge

I Love Sauage 58mm pin badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss finishRear pinMea..

£1.49

I Only Do Anal On Fridays - 58mm Badge

Rude adult badge I only do anal on Fridays.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss fin..

£1.49

If You Think I'm Sleeping On The Wet Patch You're Wrong

The wording readsIf you think I'm sleeping on the wet patch tonight darling you're wrong #selfi..

£1.99

Let's Do Anal

The wording readsLet's Do AnalPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this card fo..

£1.99

Let's Have Bum Sex

The wording readsLet's have bum sexPersonalisationWe can print a personal message inside this ca..

£1.99

Lets Try Bondage

The wording readsLet's try bondageI'll gag youBlindfold youTie you upThen I'll fuck off out for..

£1.99

MILF Mug I'd Like To Fill -30%

MILF Mug I'd Like To Fill

There is two ways of reading the text on this mug the clean way and the dirty, how you explain ..

£8.50 £5.95

More Pink Or Brown

The wording readsWhat do you think more pink or brown?PersonalisationWe can print a personal mes..

£1.99

Pot The Pink Then The Brown

The wording readsPot the pink then the brown that's how the pros do itPersonalisationWe can prin..

£1.99

Pro Sausage Gobbler - 58mm Badge

A funny and somewhat witty badge stating that the wearer is a pro sausage gobbler!A unique designQua..

£1.49

Professional Fanny Muncher - 58mm Badge

Adult rude quote badge that says professional fanny muncher!A unique designQuality professionally ma..

£1.49

Sausage Jockey - 58mm Badge

A sausage jockey in training rude adult badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss ..

£1.49

Sex Tip - 58mm Badge New

Sex Tip - 58mm Badge

Sex tip adult badge Pot the pink then the brown thats how the pros do it.A unique designQuality..

£1.49

Sit On My Face - 58mm Badge

Adult Sit on my face and tell me you love me badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeG..

£1.49

Slave - 58mm Badge

A Slave 58mm pin badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss finishRear pinMeasures ..

£1.49

The Wrong Hole - 58mm Badge

Who sucked the sperm up the wrong hole then? Rude adult badge.A unique designQuality professionally ..

£1.49

What You Promised..

The wording readsWhat you promised...A big houseA big carA big sunshine holidayA big weddingA big pe..

£1.99

When The Pussy Purrs

The wording readsWhen the pussy purrs you should always stroke itPersonalisationWe can print a p..

£1.99

Worlds Biggest Knob -30%

Worlds Biggest Knob

Want to inflate someone's ego "briefly" until they read the bottom word!The text readsWorldsBiggestK..

£8.50 £5.95

You Cock Is Lunch - 58mm Badge

Your cock is lunch adult humour badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss fin..

£1.49

You May Enter - 58mm Badge New

You May Enter - 58mm Badge

You may enter my front bum only adult badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss fi..

£1.49

You May Enter My Front Bum Only

The wording readsYou may enter my front bum onlyPersonalisationWe can print a personal message i..

£1.99

Your Fanny Smells Like

The wording readsYour fanny smell's like fish looks like chickenPersonalisationWe can print a pe..

£1.99

Your True Soulmate - 58mm Badge

Adult rude quote badge that reads Your true soulmate is out there somewhere, banging other people.A ..

£1.49