Adult Birthday Greetings Cards & Badges

It's someone's birthday and a great time to wind them up or take the mick out of them! These adult birthday cards and badges are an excellent choice for all who have a great sense of humour.


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Everyone Knows You're A Twat

The wording readsEveryone knows you're A twat, Happy BirthdayPersonalisationWe can print a perso..


Happy Birthday Fat Bastard

The wording readsHappy Birthday Fat bastardPersonalisationWe can print a personal message i..


Happy Birthday Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

The wording readsHappy Birthday, Just kidding go fuck yourself PersonalisationWe can print ..


Happy Birthday Mother Fucker

The wording readsHappy birthday mother fuckerPersonalisationWe can print a personal message insi..


Happy Birthday Mother Fucker - 58mm Badge

Happy birthday mother fucker badge.A unique designQuality professionally made badgeGloss finishRear ..


Happy Birthday Splitarse

The wording reads69 is not a sex position...It's the longest you have ever lasted!#69seconds#selfish..


Happy Birthday You Will Be Dead Before You Know It

The wording readsHappy Birthday, You will be dead before you know itPersonalisationWe can print ..


I Have Put £50 In The Card For You

The wording readsIt's your birthday today I have put £50 in this card sorry I couldn't give you more..


This Time Last Year It Was Your Birthday

The wording readsThis time last year it was your birthday, A little greedy don't you think?Perso..


Why Didn't You Send Me A Nice Card Like This One?

The wording readsWhy didn't you send me a nice card like this one on my birthday? #selfishbastard ..


You're A Bus Wanker

The wording readsEveryone knows you're a bus wanker, happy birthdayPersonalisationWe can print a..


Your Boobs Look Great Around Your Waist

The wording readsHappy Birthday, your boobs look great around your waistPersonalisationWe can pr..